Adam Lambert Funny Backpack Story

Ever heard of a funny story about Adam Lambert'sbackpack? It has nothing to do with singing! It didn't happen in Jakarta the last city he had a music concert.

Who will outdo Adam Mitchel Lambert (born January 29, 1982) an American singer, songwriter and stage actor? Everybody will, off course--those who are eager to win American Idol contest any time any period. And who will know more about him? His fans, who else?

They can also correct the following mistakes, I believe: Adam was born in New Delhi, India but raised in San Fransisco. He began performing in amateur theatrical productions in his teen, a path he pursued into adulthood, appearing in professional productions in Canada and abroad. How about backpacking in Jakarta Indonesia, has he ever done it here?

Excuse me? We're talking about America here, there's no such thing like India or Canada or Indonesia.

However, the spoof is unstoppable: Lambert became impotent after appearing on the seventh season of American Idol and his backpack was stolen and brought to Jakarta by someone named Joko. It has nothing to do with his mood that he only won the runner-up. Instead of launching a music career with the release of the studio album For Your Entertainment (November 2009) he launched a fancy product called Smell Yourself perfume.

Okay, the album debuted at number three on the Billboard 200, sold 198,000 copies in the U.S. in its first week, but the man who stole his backpack never care about it. Even when he listened to his singles "For Your Entertainment", "Whataya Want from Me" and "If I Had You" he got confused because all were sung in English and it is not his mother tongue. Jakarta let him down much with pollution and huge floods. 

This has never headlined worldwide news. It's out of concert tour rumor, Glam Nation, the first American Idol contestant hesitated to ask Adam Lambert whether he planned to go to Bali instead of Jakarta for backpacking. Or would he search for the man? The tour to Asia was followed by two live releases: an extended play entitled Acoustic Live! (2010), and a live CD/DVD Glam Nation Live (2011), and all the latter accounts are fake.

By the way, traffic jam's still terrible here, more spoof, please ... Whoops!

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Ever heard of a funny story about Adam Lambert'sbackpack? It has nothing to do with singing! It didn't happen in Jakarta the last city he had a music concert.

Who will outdo Adam Mitchel Lambert (born January 29, 1982) an American singer, songwriter and stage actor? Everybody will, off course--those who are eager to win American Idol contest any time any period. And who will know more about him? His fans, who else?

They can also correct the following mistakes, I believe: Adam was born in New Delhi, India but raised in San Fransisco. He began performing in amateur theatrical productions in his teen, a path he pursued into adulthood, appearing in professional productions in Canada and abroad. How about backpacking in Jakarta Indonesia, has he ever done it here?

Excuse me? We're talking about America here, there's no such thing like India or Canada or Indonesia.

However, the spoof is unstoppable: Lambert became impotent after appearing on the seventh season of American Idol and his backpack was stolen and brought to Jakarta by someone named Joko. It has nothing to do with his mood that he only won the runner-up. Instead of launching a music career with the release of the studio album For Your Entertainment (November 2009) he launched a fancy product called Smell Yourself perfume.

Okay, the album debuted at number three on the Billboard 200, sold 198,000 copies in the U.S. in its first week, but the man who stole his backpack never care about it. Even when he listened to his singles "For Your Entertainment", "Whataya Want from Me" and "If I Had You" he got confused because all were sung in English and it is not his mother tongue. Jakarta let him down much with pollution and huge floods. 

This has never headlined worldwide news. It's out of concert tour rumor, Glam Nation, the first American Idol contestant hesitated to ask Adam Lambert whether he planned to go to Bali instead of Jakarta for backpacking. Or would he search for the man? The tour to Asia was followed by two live releases: an extended play entitled Acoustic Live! (2010), and a live CD/DVD Glam Nation Live (2011), and all the latter accounts are fake.

By the way, traffic jam's still terrible here, more spoof, please ... Whoops!

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Robert Pattinson to Backpack in Jakarta or Bali?

You know Robert Pattinson, the famous actor who was born on 13 May 1986 in London, England, UK, right? He might go on a honeymoon in Bali after marrying Kristen Steward. But probably he'd go backpacking in Jakarta first.

The great fans of his definitely doubt this rumor. Okay, most of them must know it well. That of his birth name, it is Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson, or is it Robert Michael Thomson Pattinson? No tickling things to deceive you. But nothing can be sure of whether he is really going to Bali or backpacking in Jakarta. Both give the same tropical sensation--sun bathing. Only the difference is the latter offers polluted and hectic experience. Lol.

Okay, anywhere he travels around the world, Robert Pattinson's nickname is Rob. He won't be addressed as Bang Mamat in Jakarta or I Gede British in Bali. He is 6' 1" (1.85 m) and is able to carry a 10-kilogram backpack or more.

Anybody saying he doesn't enjoy music and is not an excellent musician, is wrong. Even Kristen Steward knows he plays both the guitar and piano. When Robert was 15, he didn't join the backpackers to jostle for a space in Jakarta's economy train, and the next day continued to Bali. Forget that nonsense. Mr. Pattinson instead started acting in amateur plays with the Barnes Theatre Company. Afterward, he took screen role like Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV) (Kingdom of Twilight) as Giselher.

One day, In 2003, Mr Edward Cullen was looking for him to ask him to star Twilight (2008/I). And if you believe this, absolutely you know nothing at all about Robert Pattinson.

Okay, the important question is, when will he marry Kristen Steward? Is it after his coming back from Jakarta and Bali's backpacking journey?

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You know Robert Pattinson, the famous actor who was born on 13 May 1986 in London, England, UK, right? He might go on a honeymoon in Bali after marrying Kristen Steward. But probably he'd go backpacking in Jakarta first.

The great fans of his definitely doubt this rumor. Okay, most of them must know it well. That of his birth name, it is Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson, or is it Robert Michael Thomson Pattinson? No tickling things to deceive you. But nothing can be sure of whether he is really going to Bali or backpacking in Jakarta. Both give the same tropical sensation--sun bathing. Only the difference is the latter offers polluted and hectic experience. Lol.

Okay, anywhere he travels around the world, Robert Pattinson's nickname is Rob. He won't be addressed as Bang Mamat in Jakarta or I Gede British in Bali. He is 6' 1" (1.85 m) and is able to carry a 10-kilogram backpack or more.

Anybody saying he doesn't enjoy music and is not an excellent musician, is wrong. Even Kristen Steward knows he plays both the guitar and piano. When Robert was 15, he didn't join the backpackers to jostle for a space in Jakarta's economy train, and the next day continued to Bali. Forget that nonsense. Mr. Pattinson instead started acting in amateur plays with the Barnes Theatre Company. Afterward, he took screen role like Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV) (Kingdom of Twilight) as Giselher.

One day, In 2003, Mr Edward Cullen was looking for him to ask him to star Twilight (2008/I). And if you believe this, absolutely you know nothing at all about Robert Pattinson.

Okay, the important question is, when will he marry Kristen Steward? Is it after his coming back from Jakarta and Bali's backpacking journey?

What?!

Where to go if Katy Perry backpacks in Jakarta, Indonesia?

Katy Perry' s backpacking in Jakarta is not part of Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia. That won't drive massive audience to dance and sing with her.

Katy doesn't have to tell the promoters about traveling in Jakarta. First, she might go to Jalan Jaksa as the famous cheaper inn known by backpackers all over the world. Don't tickle Katy Perry with this silly suggestion. She's the one with a lot of dollars to spend for a 5-star hotel and such accommodation.

She has nothing to do with what she did here, performing at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then to Recall that glorious moment she would like to backpack in Jakarta.

Don't yell, "Come on ..." You know, Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. She won't have to have a ride with an ojek driver in order to avoid Jakarta flood as past of backpacking tour .

Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem. What do you think if she sings along the pavement of Jakarta's thoroughfares with a choir? What a weird backpacking journey!

Sorry, she won't get prepared to go to Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. No promoters should be contacted and no concert schedule to make.

Welcome backpackers, stop daydreaming!

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Katy Perry' s backpacking in Jakarta is not part of Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia. That won't drive massive audience to dance and sing with her.

Katy doesn't have to tell the promoters about traveling in Jakarta. First, she might go to Jalan Jaksa as the famous cheaper inn known by backpackers all over the world. Don't tickle Katy Perry with this silly suggestion. She's the one with a lot of dollars to spend for a 5-star hotel and such accommodation.

She has nothing to do with what she did here, performing at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then to Recall that glorious moment she would like to backpack in Jakarta.

Don't yell, "Come on ..." You know, Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. She won't have to have a ride with an ojek driver in order to avoid Jakarta flood as past of backpacking tour .

Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem. What do you think if she sings along the pavement of Jakarta's thoroughfares with a choir? What a weird backpacking journey!

Sorry, she won't get prepared to go to Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. No promoters should be contacted and no concert schedule to make.

Welcome backpackers, stop daydreaming!

Was Hugo Chavez a Jakarta backpacker?

Hugo Chavez and Jakarta, the things which are absolutely disjointed!

When he was alive, Hugo Chavez never thought of becoming a backpacker in Jakarta, Indonesia. Really? Do you think Hugo Chavez once was the most controversial head of state in the world would like to wade across the flood? As a dictator, he never think about doing silly think, right?

I wrote another opinion about him on another blog. It's about what dictator in eye of art is? It can be more sadistic than sadist itself. It can turn the definition into abstract and Hugo Chavez maybe considered a hero to meet the requirement of a national fighter. The one to fight for what he believed, so art is removed from this context. Rather imagine him being a backpacker in Jakarta and lived on Jalan Jaksa. Lol.

He was part of all leaders everywhere in the world, making promises in order to get elected, few ever do what they promised, and many don't even make the attempt, if you may think so. And thing for sure that Hugo Chavez would like to backpack in Jakarta, he never promised that.

Hugo Chavez was born to travel to the world as a leader, the son of working class parents who never wish him to be dictator nor a tourist. Chavez true story is something that can be changed when it comes to political interests.Also the story of him backpacking in Jakarta, Indonesia which is surely not laughable.

So we need to rewrite the story of dictatorship into something more worth-reading like the story of you traveling in a foreign country and get trapped in a huge flood. Sure, this often happens in Jakarta when you backpack in the wrong time.

Back to Chavez time driving a jeep and you as if there asking him, "are you really dictator, sir?" That's horrible! Would you like also to accompany him riding on the back of trucks with the people, or mingling with people on the street? If you say, what a strange behavior for a dictator! What a weird president!, you have come the world of sadistic.

Well, forget it, the hero and the beloved one of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez has gone. There are many valuable lessons to learn from him, anyway.

Happy backpacking in Jakarta, Indonesia, ladies and gentlemen.

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Hugo Chavez and Jakarta, the things which are absolutely disjointed!

When he was alive, Hugo Chavez never thought of becoming a backpacker in Jakarta, Indonesia. Really? Do you think Hugo Chavez once was the most controversial head of state in the world would like to wade across the flood? As a dictator, he never think about doing silly think, right?

I wrote another opinion about him on another blog. It's about what dictator in eye of art is? It can be more sadistic than sadist itself. It can turn the definition into abstract and Hugo Chavez maybe considered a hero to meet the requirement of a national fighter. The one to fight for what he believed, so art is removed from this context. Rather imagine him being a backpacker in Jakarta and lived on Jalan Jaksa. Lol.

He was part of all leaders everywhere in the world, making promises in order to get elected, few ever do what they promised, and many don't even make the attempt, if you may think so. And thing for sure that Hugo Chavez would like to backpack in Jakarta, he never promised that.

Hugo Chavez was born to travel to the world as a leader, the son of working class parents who never wish him to be dictator nor a tourist. Chavez true story is something that can be changed when it comes to political interests.Also the story of him backpacking in Jakarta, Indonesia which is surely not laughable.

So we need to rewrite the story of dictatorship into something more worth-reading like the story of you traveling in a foreign country and get trapped in a huge flood. Sure, this often happens in Jakarta when you backpack in the wrong time.

Back to Chavez time driving a jeep and you as if there asking him, "are you really dictator, sir?" That's horrible! Would you like also to accompany him riding on the back of trucks with the people, or mingling with people on the street? If you say, what a strange behavior for a dictator! What a weird president!, you have come the world of sadistic.

Well, forget it, the hero and the beloved one of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez has gone. There are many valuable lessons to learn from him, anyway.

Happy backpacking in Jakarta, Indonesia, ladies and gentlemen.